LNW

My other roommate (not Marley) and her boyfriend, who has become our fourth roommate (he never leaves!), are two of the weirdest and annoying people I've ever met.  For me to say this is saying something, because I am extremely weird.  But these two are weirder than me and in a bad way too!  Not only that, but they leave messes around our apartment everywhere!  There is this pot that's been sitting on the stove for at least two weeks now.  It's disgusting, we hate them.

I recently found out that they apparently whittle!  I have not witnessed it myself, but apparently one night when I crashed early, Marley saw them break out the whittling in our living room.  And by early I mean I went to bed around 1:30AM because I had class in the morning.  First of all who whittles?  I mean you know, I could brush it aside if you did it during the normal hours of the day.  But our roommates subscribe to Late Night Whittling (LNW), because according to Marley they were at it until at least four in the morning.  Oh and keeping in their fashion, they did not clean up after themselves which explains all the wood shavings all over our living room.  God, you can't make this stuff up.  Thankfully, this was more entertaining than it was annoying.  Also, know that when you say things could be worse, they could.  You could spend your Saturday night catching up on your LNW.

P.S.  I miss everything when I go to sleep, this further proves it.